Matthew Stefanko

This is probably the best blog post I've gotten. Alex Agne:

Well BBHS here we go,

I will be telling you the amazing and hilarious experience of living with Matt for 4 weeks. I can honestly say that camp was the best 4 weeks of my life, and living with Matt made it 1000 times better. I met Matt last year at camp, when he was in 2 week. He was a pretty sweet kid, and we hung out at camp while he was there. Then when we learned we were both going to 4 week, we decided to be roommates. I will give you some of the highlights of our experience.
Getting dropped off on the first day and realizing I was going to be spending 4 weeks with white kid who thought he was a black rappin allstar (which he was)
"Dude, Agne, I AM FREAKING OUT, I can't find my wallet, OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG." (it was on his desk)
That one time Alyssa, Matt Kaas and I were out in the hall with the RA's and Matt keeps going in the room and coming back out again, each time with less and less clothes. He ended up just walking out in his boxers and we all yelled at him
"HOLY SH*T, WHO F*CKING PUT PIZZA IN THE TOILET?!?!?!?!?!?" (i had to take it out with a piece of flow paper)
The time he woke up (and woke me up too) to make out at 7 AM for about 15 minutes tops.
That time he was going to go "running" with Gabi and woke me up at 7:50 on a SUNDAY. He ended up waiting in the lobby for 15 minutes and coming back to the room all angry because Gabi did not show up. She, actually, did wake up, but was tired and just went back to sleep. I wish I could have done the same.
Eating all the food my mom sent at 1 AM
That time when we wanted to go play tennis at 6:30 in the morning, and ended up sleeping till 8:45
The time on Sunday when he went to church, and I was in a daze because I did not want to be up, so I just started cleaning his side of the room and made his bed. I then threw on some clothes and went down to eat breakfast and left my side messy. He came back, saw his clean side and my messy side, and IMMEDIATELY assumes that a creepy stalker girl came in our room and cleaned up his side.
"DUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE, SHE TOOOOOOOTALLLLLLLLLLLY WANTS MY D"
That Minnesota shirt he wore so he could make some friends
Playing Risk a total of one time, and he just went to bed halfway through it
Skyping those two Minnesota girls who thought I was a guido
Doing blocks until 3 AM. Wait LOL JK the Jew Crew does not do blocks, Akshay does. And maybe Quinn. I love you Jew Crew.
The three bottles of soap he brought because you are a hypochondriac
Those times we argued about whose crap smelled worse (mine probably did...)
Those 4 days where I could not speak and he quarantined me in the room
Becoming the rulers of the 3rd floor cause all the RA's loved us (We actually did room check more than 3 times. On the girls side too.)
"OMG MATT I DID NOT KNOW YOU LIKED THREESOMES"
On the last day hearing about how 2 specific girls and the entire RRSE lab wanted to hook up with him because they saw him in his MSU jersey and thought that he was a sexy hunk
Discussing how messed up his love life back at home is
Discussing how he went "2 FOR 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And finally, the best for last, GETTING TO SEE THOSE MESSED UP RIBS ALL DAY ERRY DAY BECAUSE MATTHEW STEFANKO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP A SHIRT ON.

Matt you're amazing. Camp was the best time of my life.

-Alex Agne