Disclaimer: Be warned this blog post is actually just me ranting about how much I hate my life right now.
5 Reasons why my life sucks:
1. I’m being stalked. Last Wednesday, I was at the DMV getting my license (yay!) and there was this random kid there in an orange shirt who was also getting his license. This Tuesday, I saw the same kid at my local Borders… it was kind of creepy. He was in the AP/SAT section pondering over whether or not he should buy is AP books. I, of course, have to buy an SAT workbook, so I couldn’t avoid seeing him. Being the creep that I am, I said, “Hey, were you at the DMV the other day in an orange shirt?” Awkward (especially since I don’t think he recognized me)…. We had a two minute convo about him buying his AP books and about SAT classes. I was also behind him in line, but I decided to call someone, so I didn’t have to talk to him again. Last night, I went to the mall with my friends and we ate at Dan Marino’s. He was sitting at the table next to mine and his friends kept looking at me and my friends (Kelly included) kept looking at him. Today, I got bored and decided to drive around my neighborhood. While I was driving, I saw him bike riding with his little brother (or some random kid he picked up on the street).
2. School. I started school on Monday and basically my life sucks. First, my locker won’t break, so now I actually have to put in my combination to open it. Second, I am in French. I don’t speak French at all (like literally and I can’t say anything in French) and I can’t drop the class without dropping IB which I can’t do. Third, I have to do all my summer work during the week. I has to read Handmaid’s Tale from start to finish on Wednesday because I didn’t do it over the summer and was having a class discussion on the book. I slept that night from 11:30 to 2 and then spent he rest of the night reading—the next day I was delusional and brought a toy car to school that I started playing with during class and would attack people, if they took it from me. This week, I am going to have to read Antigone and Three Cups of Tea which is probably the worst book I have ever read.
3. CWS. As Gabi mentioned, we are learning about Emanuel Kant in Sacramental living class. Everyone in my class (aka my teacher) was making Kant jokes, so I thought it would be funny if I made a Kan joke. I probably made about 10 Kan jokes and no one got them. I looked over at my friend (probably the only other smart person in my class), and asked her if she knew who Kan was and she said no—I miss people who know who Kan is.
4. Medication/Sinus Infection. By now you have probably realized that I am a little bit crazy. Well, I am now on 3 different medications for my sinus infection (Amoxicillin, Patanese, Mucinex). The medication has made me revealed to people how much of a lunatic I am. I was at school the other day and I randomly started crying out of ONLY my right eye. When I say crying, I don’t mean that I was a little teary eyed, I mean that I was actually balling crying. I am also experiencing hallucinations. The other night, I saw two frogs and I could have sworn they were white bunnies from Alice in Wonderland hoping around my backyard. Then, I was in my room and my dog was running across my front yard. For some reason, I thought my dog was a cheetah and I started freaking out, then cheetah/my dog disappeared – it was scary.
5. I have a loaner. While I was doing research, my laptop decided that it would be funny to get infected with a virus (this actually happens to me a lot. Last year, I got a virus when I had to turn in my first debate assignment and I also got around 15 viruses on my birthday last year at debate camp). This time, my programs were lazy and stopped functioning meaning that word had a heart attack, died, and I lost all the work that I was doing. When I brought my laptop to the clinic, they told me that it was in fact infected (really? I never would have guessed that…). Because my programs stopped functioning I lost all my debate work and all my music.
-Tessa
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