Best Post Since Kan Jokes

Gabi [finally] sends me a rant about...something:

Dear fellow BBHSers,
Sorry i’m lame and haven’t blogged. Today I made a really awesome Kant joke, (for all of you who don’t know who Emmanuel Kant is then google him, or ask me for my notes from sacramental living. LOL jk don’t. they’re dumb) Basically my sacramental living class is a giant mess because everyone is stupid. We are reading an excerpt from this book that says Christianity is dumb, and it contradicts everything every girl in my grade has grown up believing. My teacher is crazy hot, and thinks i’m really smart so it makes the class a little more bearable, but I still make suicide dolls and throw them off my desk to pass the time. Everybody thinks everything they say is revolutionary. Yuglhjn,asihulj. So anyway the book we are reading made a reference to this guy named Kant (pronounced Kahnt) who said God must be real or else there would be no good or evil, but it didn’t really give any reason as to why God is the holder of good, so I said that it was annoying and stupid. Everyone got all annoyed, obvi, because they think i’m agnostic or something (lol) and i was like “well he Kant defend himself”.

Sorry if that story was boring and you wasted 30 seconds of your life.. but in my defense, all of your blogs are pretty dumb too (see below). ohh and i made a really co0ol drawing, which i’m still deciding whether or not to send it to rishi/rishee (not really sure what he’s going by now.)

I should probably have a general update here:
- school
o i’m taking IB which is hell on earth. I’ve already written 3 papers and i’ve only had 2 real days of school
o i keep making debate jokes and everyone thinks it’s annoying/not funny
o my sleeping schedule is crazy weird and i’m starting to think i might be nocturnal.
 I sleep from 3-9, then i wake up and do my homework.. or i go on facebook and then go to sleep at like and wake up again to do my work. Then go to school and do it all over again.
o I’m writing this while i’m sitting in my sacramental living class, and i think my teacher is starting to get annoyed with me. Basically I have a huge crush on him and keep interrupting for stupid things. I’m Aria and he’s Mr. Fitz. We legit flirt in class, and he even said we could stay after class to ask questions slash discuss life, and totes directed the invite to me.
o I drew a tilde on the board and somebody asked what it was..
- Debate
o I’m a 2A
o Ah;isdjknfalsiufkjn
o If you’re a 2A please feel free to respond to this post and tell me why being a 2A doesn’t suck; i’m having trouble coming up with reasons
o I’m in the debate portable now (instead of having a classroom we have a portable..) and all of the sophomores think i’m cray cray (i’ve decided that only Donnie can say that and sound cute)
o Kelly is reading the blog right now for the first time and she l'dol
o Cara just made a consult selena Gomez CP
 Netbenefits: value to life and Mexican racism
- Lyf
o I’m peeling
o They confiscated my debate timer in school because i was using it during all of my classes (they stopped using bells in order to encourage self discipline, and i needed a way to know when the class was over)
o I guess that point was kind of debate and school and not life, but i don’t care
o I have a bottom locker for the third year in a row (also kind of school)
o I could probably write tons more but this is already long (note: i spelled “write” the “right” way; see the wrong way below, in stefanko’s post)