Yay Sam is the first one to send in a post. You should follow his example. Everything in brackets is what he sent me.
[This post is alllllllllll about Tbd, he was my suitemate/roomate, the “/” is there bc he was actually in the room more than rishee was. His addiction to starbucks led to his rants at 3:00. Which were usually pretty entertaining sometimes these rants were about relationships or drugs or the story of the eye, as you all know: “milk is for the pussy”. Unrelated to fetish's there was some talk about peeing on charles but then rishi said we should throw pizza on him. So he not only came up with the idea but actually took a box of pizza, put it in a towel and handed it to him. Basically, that whole incident was his fault, but we forgave him and helped clean, out of love :) speaking of the bathroom... one day the bathroom door was latched and rishi was on the other side. Instead of having us open the door he just burst through, his justification for this was that he had “broken two last year”. finally, there are his catchphrases: "OK MOM," "sorry dad," "fuck all y'all," and "all day erry day." bla
-sam]
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