The perfect Texas couple (and a rant about an awful book)

So basically I should be writing a kritik or doing some summer reading but I decided to write another blog. First thing I will right about is not the focus but I need to do a quick rant on a really horrible book I am reading thats required for my school. Its called Beloved by Toni Morrison and although her writing style is amazing the stuff she writes about is really weird. About ten pages into the book she starts writing about these guys who are slaves and have sex with baby cows. Like WTF at least let me enjoy the book first before you talk about sex with cows. And then it goes into talking about a birth and it gets pretty graphic even going to the point of making metaphors about blood from the womb. But anyways I had a great idea. I am sure many of you are aware of the Rishee Batra and Rishi Roy facebook shenanigans and I immediately imagined what it would be like if they got married. First of all they both openly are gay so we are set there. Obviously they are both from Texas so I am sure the backlash would be immediate. But I know the Rishee(i)'s very well and I know their love would triumph. How do you think Mahoney would respond to this couple on his team? I don't know but it'd be interesting I am sure. I imagine them growing up in a sort of Brokeback Mountain sort of way and then eventually settling down in a nice 3 bedroom house out in the Texas countryside. They would have 3 different bedroom themes, different because sex would get boring between them if it wasn't. I imagine the 3 bedrooms styles to be 1. A peaceful Dugong / Ocean theme 2. Pictures of me shirtless modeling (this would be the best love making room of course) and 3.A room designed to be a cotton candy death star. I also imagine them adopting two different sets of twins and naming them Matt and Dick and Rishita and Risheeta. I also imagine them growing old together. Rishi would die at the age of 84 with Rishee taking his life only a few short hours later. I also am sure that there life would be filled with many other things that are interesting and if you have any ideas I think a Rishee/Rishi marriage blog post would be funny. Thanks for reading and make sure to encourage your local Texas legislator to be open to gay marriage so that this bond can be as equal to any straight marriage out there.

--Matt Stefanko