Oh my god I hate you Rishee

The following post is filled with lies and repressed homosexual rage. The truth is Rishee is butthurt because I rejected his ghey advances. Feel free to direct all comments against Rishee to risheebatra@gmail.com.


Rishi Roy is gay. i swear, it's official. the link he put on my facebook wall "A Disturbing Look Inside the Mind of a Sex-Addicted Homosexual Hipster | ChristWire" was at best a projection of his own insecurities onto the heterosexual, while somewhat hipster-like, better Rishee. let's start with the nailpolish - then we can examine the kissing guys. you couldn't find nailpolish remover...really? really? couple that with his various noises/ curling up next to me while i'm sleeping and you have one gay indian. oh, and he makes out with guys. writing this email is a win-win for me: either it gets posted in which case the whole world knows that our fave labbie wants us to help him petition for gay marriage, or it doesn't get posted and it proves my point because Rishi is too insecure and is, in fact, ghey.

---Rishee Buttra