Selennnnnna

Quinn: I almost did a project on Selena Gomez for spanish!!!!! but now im not, but almost!

Update on why: "ok we needed to pick a spanish music artists and i tried to make a push for her being spanish but my teacher didnt let me" Darn you teacher. Cant even appreciate good music.

Finally Ariana remembers we exist

Before I post Ari's blog post, I just want to tell everyone that this labor day weekend I was in a talent show and we won by getting everyone in the room to do the cupid shuffle. Thanks to BBHS I won a talent show. yea.

Ari:

HERRO YOU GUISE. How is everyone? Getting up at 6 every morning is finally beginning to sink in, sadly to say, but I miss the days of BBHS a lot. Especially when I'm in Honors Philosophy listening to a lovely individual vocalize her stance on spirit fetuses. In case you didn't know, before we're all born, we're floating around in a suspended parallel universe as spirit fetuses, waiting to be born. Yup. Who knew? I love the people I'm surrounded with, every...single...day. -___-

Anyways, on a lighter note, here's Selena Gomez's new music video if you haven't seen in yet (amazing, as usual. :P)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8uPvX2te0I
Oh, and the other day I tried to have a single person dance party in my room. Yeah, it was not nearly as fun as the BBHS ones....clearly. Not even as exciting as me skipping out on most of the dance parties. ;) And my brother now thinks I'm a creep (not that he didn't think so before O__o).

ZOMG so my mom is making bubble tea today and it is the legit kind, not the insta 5 minute crap. Not that you care, or anything. But I'm still excited and wanted to share about noms that are nom. Also I painted my nails with a color I mixed myself one day when I was bored. I feel like a mad scientist or something. :)

Cool idea - at school, we had to write 6 word memoirs about our lives, like Hemingway's six word short story. It would be interesting to see what you all can come up with...maybe make a 6 word blog post! ^__^

Also, all you seniors out there, I just wanted to wish everyone luck with college apps and all the stress related to it in the coming months. :D We can do it!

So, this blog post was all choppy and weird and disconnected. Cut me some slack, I'm new to this bloggy thing. :D
Miss you all!

JIMP JIMP JIMP

EVERYONE NEEDS TO TRY THIS. Go to the store and buy some Nutella (if you don't already have some). Put a dollop on a plate and have something you want to drizzle sex (nutella) on, like fruit, bread, crepes, or your butt buddy. Microwave the delicious spread for 20-30 seconds depending on your size (of your dollop). Drizzle on...slowly. Then proceed to jizz in your pants (JIYP).

--
Alex

Yea the blog kantinues!

Rishee tries talking to a real, live Japanese person:

"okay so our school has a new Japanese exchange student. when I met him at lunch 2 days ago, the first thing he did was give me a business card...cuz that's how they do it in Japan. Of course, I sent him an email using Google Translate. unfortunately, the translator has a disconnect between what i type in and what it ends up meaning in Japanese....so this is what i "actually" sent:

Subject: Hello this is Rishee. I met today at lunch.

Hello, Yuichiro. Since I do not know a good Japanese, I have used the translation on the Internet. How are you doing Why take a class to use it? Do you like the dugong? What you saw one? Also, you are Naoto Kan, did you know he married his first cousin? Your cousin in Japan, what a normal marriage?
I spend a good time in the United States please you.

Obviously, my questions actually were, "How are you doing?", "What classes are you taking?", and "Do you know Naoto Kan, did you know he married his first cousin? Is it normal to marry your cousin in Japan?"
I did not receive an answer to anything i wanted answered. I was hoping, ideally, for him to say "yeahh i'm in love with my first cousin" but this is all i got in response :( :

Hello! Rishee!!

Thank you for your e-mail and translatefrom English into Japanese.
The next time, it's Ok to write in English.

I enjoy my new life in Dallas.
See you next time!

Best!
Yuichiro Tsujii"

--Rishee

Selenaaaa

Quinnnn:

Today I was in the car and on the radio they played a new song for Ms. Gomez that I had never heard... It was awesome

Stefanko is grounded... and STILL not wearing a shirt.

Okay so I have decided to write a quick blog that I am sure will turn out to be a longer one like all of mine usually do so here we go. Currently I am grounded for reasons I can explain later but I am supposed to be on this computer to do homework but im kind of being a badass (you all know how I do) and going against the rules. So you might be asking me how I got grounded well funny story. There is a good chance that we were doing chores and I was vacuuming. There is also a good chance I might have stupidly stuck the vacuum about four feet away from my sisters head as a joke. Well of course with her being a smart 12 year old she stuck her head closer to the vacuum. And there is a good chance her hair got stuck in it. She is fine and nothing happened to her but of course I was grounded for my bad judgment. Well anyway I have a couple things going on in my life that you all might think is interesting.

1. I mow lawns to make money and I do about 5 lawns a week. There is this one house at the end of our street where these really small birds (about 6 of them) fly around me like a gang. I make the analogy that I am a small old man who wanders into an alley and these birds are like gangsters. Honestly this is some scary shit. They circle me for about half an hour until I am done and then to make things even worse 2 of them decided to pee on me when I was mowing. Do you know how humiliating that is? It was also very hot outside so needless to say my shirt was off and I was sweating like crazy. Also I have allergies. Pollen season+Mowing lawns outside= Sucky time and a runny nose. Today was one of my worst experiences mowing to be honest. Basically I am walking around with a whole mess of different fluid dripping down my face while these birds straight out of a Hitchcock movie are attacking me.

2. On a different note my laptop has to hate me. It has a whole lot of problems. First of all the casing is basically half off because this stupid kid couldn’t see a cord on the ground and he knocked it over. Secondly it overheats every hour if I don’t have a fan on it. And lastly it takes me about five times turning it back on and off to get it to actually work. Startup time a measly 30 minutes of my life. Because of this I decided to just cut my losses and buy a new laptop. Because debaters all have laptops I wanted to hear your opinion. My price range is around 600 and I am looking for one that I can use for debate and schoolwork and if possible to have a graphics card so I can play StarCraft 2 which is just about the greatest game ever. If you are a fan of strategy games/war/interstellar adventure (that’s you Tessa) you need to buy it. The laptop I am leaning to buy right now is the Asus U50F-RBBAG05. It’s got pretty good reviews and an Intel i3 processor which is unheard of with 500 dollar laptops.

3. Okay quick update on post 1 my parents are now lecturing me apparently I have a sort of mental issue. Yay! But the real point of this third point is that I just want to let you all know how great and helpful you all are. I have been having a tough time with a lot of stuff in my life and just talking to you all is great. I probably haven’t told most of you my issues and honestly I really don’t want to. I know I am gonna get through it all and having all you as friends and talking to me is awesome.
Thanks and hope to see you all soon.

-Matt Stefanko

Thanks Matt! If you haven't sent me a blog post do it! Also lol at Matt saying "Basically I am walking around with a whole mess of different fluid dripping down my face..."

The Answer is 0

Daniel talks about not being a K debater:
Daniel talks about not going for the K:

First, I'd like to say that I really miss camp and the greatest lab evah, BBHS. New Mexico isn't as bad as I thought it would be, although it is still pretty boring, but putting that aside for now, there's a question that I would like to ask, how many times did James and I go for the K? Now, you might be asking yourself why I'm asking this question and the reason is simple, generally speaking, James and I were considered the K team. I really don't know why that is, considering the answer is 0. We never went for the K and it barely ever made it past the block, if it was even in the 1NC. At the tournament, we never ran it, not even once, although extraneous circumstances might have been the reason for that(Randall, Repko, Hammond). No one can say we can't adapt to our judges at least. Now, you might say, well you ran the K aff and that's true but we didn't run it exclusively, again extraneous circumstances(Val, agreement to not run jungle pic). Now, I'll be honest, the idea to go 1-off came into our heads, A LOT, mostly out of laziness(sign of a true non-K debater, obvi). We did also go for 8 minutes of fem in the 2nc and James really wanted to go for, but I went 4 on midterms and they kind of dropped it, so I convinced him otherwise, curse those extraneous circumstances. Looking back, I can kind of sort of see why we might have been labeled the K team but I still contend that the K was NEVER in the 2NR, even after I went 5 minutes on it in the 1NR(good times). I guess I'm okay with that label cause the K is obviously the best argument in debate, except for RVIs on T.


--Daniel

5 Reasons Tessa's Life Sucks

Disclaimer: Be warned this blog post is actually just me ranting about how much I hate my life right now.

5 Reasons why my life sucks:

1. I’m being stalked. Last Wednesday, I was at the DMV getting my license (yay!) and there was this random kid there in an orange shirt who was also getting his license. This Tuesday, I saw the same kid at my local Borders… it was kind of creepy. He was in the AP/SAT section pondering over whether or not he should buy is AP books. I, of course, have to buy an SAT workbook, so I couldn’t avoid seeing him. Being the creep that I am, I said, “Hey, were you at the DMV the other day in an orange shirt?” Awkward (especially since I don’t think he recognized me)…. We had a two minute convo about him buying his AP books and about SAT classes. I was also behind him in line, but I decided to call someone, so I didn’t have to talk to him again. Last night, I went to the mall with my friends and we ate at Dan Marino’s. He was sitting at the table next to mine and his friends kept looking at me and my friends (Kelly included) kept looking at him. Today, I got bored and decided to drive around my neighborhood. While I was driving, I saw him bike riding with his little brother (or some random kid he picked up on the street).
2. School. I started school on Monday and basically my life sucks. First, my locker won’t break, so now I actually have to put in my combination to open it. Second, I am in French. I don’t speak French at all (like literally and I can’t say anything in French) and I can’t drop the class without dropping IB which I can’t do. Third, I have to do all my summer work during the week. I has to read Handmaid’s Tale from start to finish on Wednesday because I didn’t do it over the summer and was having a class discussion on the book. I slept that night from 11:30 to 2 and then spent he rest of the night reading—the next day I was delusional and brought a toy car to school that I started playing with during class and would attack people, if they took it from me. This week, I am going to have to read Antigone and Three Cups of Tea which is probably the worst book I have ever read.
3. CWS. As Gabi mentioned, we are learning about Emanuel Kant in Sacramental living class. Everyone in my class (aka my teacher) was making Kant jokes, so I thought it would be funny if I made a Kan joke. I probably made about 10 Kan jokes and no one got them. I looked over at my friend (probably the only other smart person in my class), and asked her if she knew who Kan was and she said no—I miss people who know who Kan is.
4. Medication/Sinus Infection. By now you have probably realized that I am a little bit crazy. Well, I am now on 3 different medications for my sinus infection (Amoxicillin, Patanese, Mucinex). The medication has made me revealed to people how much of a lunatic I am. I was at school the other day and I randomly started crying out of ONLY my right eye. When I say crying, I don’t mean that I was a little teary eyed, I mean that I was actually balling crying. I am also experiencing hallucinations. The other night, I saw two frogs and I could have sworn they were white bunnies from Alice in Wonderland hoping around my backyard. Then, I was in my room and my dog was running across my front yard. For some reason, I thought my dog was a cheetah and I started freaking out, then cheetah/my dog disappeared – it was scary.
5. I have a loaner. While I was doing research, my laptop decided that it would be funny to get infected with a virus (this actually happens to me a lot. Last year, I got a virus when I had to turn in my first debate assignment and I also got around 15 viruses on my birthday last year at debate camp). This time, my programs were lazy and stopped functioning meaning that word had a heart attack, died, and I lost all the work that I was doing. When I brought my laptop to the clinic, they told me that it was in fact infected (really? I never would have guessed that…). Because my programs stopped functioning I lost all my debate work and all my music.

-Tessa

JERSEY SHORE

Cant stop listening to Warp 1.9. Also Mitch talks about stuff:

Since Rishi prompted me to do this, i think i will post
First, I miss everyone dearly, but do not miss the SDI. I thought that I was going to die in the 5th week (Kelly and Tessa can attest to this). The only good thing that came out of the 5th week was learning about the Tessaburn. (Kelly and Harry can attest to this). The day after camp I went to New Jersey. I went to Seaside (where they are currently filming season 3 of the Jersey Shore) and managed to see Jwoww, The Situation, Pauley D, and Dina (the new girl). Two things about this life enriching experience: 1) I do have pictures 2) the situation and Pauley D are really nice- I had a decent convo with them. Oh yeah, I saw Ronny and Vinny as well. My favorite person, SNOOKI, eluded my camera... so sad. Oh yes, school started two days ago, and this is probably hard to put into words, but a really funny thing happened. SO this year's freshman class is REALLY tiny, and one of the little kids that looks like he is in 5th grade was running out of a hallway. Unfortunately, I am a pretty big kid, and he ran right into me, therefore, making him fall straight on his ass, causing him to drop all of his books. I did not help him up. Whoops. Aside from that little funny story, school sucks. Hmm..... right now i am in my room- listening to my little brother practice the most obnoxious instrument ever created----- the trumpet. FML. So yeah, CWS is setting in and i would rather be at camp than in school. I also hope to see all of you at some tournaments!

What's the Status of your Counterplan? Kanditional

Rishee:

Naoto is being challenged...kan he prevail?
I found this article in research today:

http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-08-27/japan-s-bonds-complete-biggest-weekly-decline-in-eight-months.html

"Ozawa, who heads the largest faction in the ruling Democratic Party of Japan, said he will challenge Prime Minister Naoto Kan for the party’s leadership"

other than the state of the ekanomy, what other factors would influence the election? naoto's new (better than Trojan) kandom brand? his brand new video game kansole? we'll have to wait till September 14 to find out!!

also, guess who Naoto uses his kandoms on? yup, you guessed it, HIS FIRST COUSIN: http://blog.foreignpolicy.com/posts/2010/06/08/japans_prime_minister_is_married_to_his_first_cousin

Best Post Since Kan Jokes

Gabi [finally] sends me a rant about...something:

Dear fellow BBHSers,
Sorry i’m lame and haven’t blogged. Today I made a really awesome Kant joke, (for all of you who don’t know who Emmanuel Kant is then google him, or ask me for my notes from sacramental living. LOL jk don’t. they’re dumb) Basically my sacramental living class is a giant mess because everyone is stupid. We are reading an excerpt from this book that says Christianity is dumb, and it contradicts everything every girl in my grade has grown up believing. My teacher is crazy hot, and thinks i’m really smart so it makes the class a little more bearable, but I still make suicide dolls and throw them off my desk to pass the time. Everybody thinks everything they say is revolutionary. Yuglhjn,asihulj. So anyway the book we are reading made a reference to this guy named Kant (pronounced Kahnt) who said God must be real or else there would be no good or evil, but it didn’t really give any reason as to why God is the holder of good, so I said that it was annoying and stupid. Everyone got all annoyed, obvi, because they think i’m agnostic or something (lol) and i was like “well he Kant defend himself”.

Sorry if that story was boring and you wasted 30 seconds of your life.. but in my defense, all of your blogs are pretty dumb too (see below). ohh and i made a really co0ol drawing, which i’m still deciding whether or not to send it to rishi/rishee (not really sure what he’s going by now.)

I should probably have a general update here:
- school
o i’m taking IB which is hell on earth. I’ve already written 3 papers and i’ve only had 2 real days of school
o i keep making debate jokes and everyone thinks it’s annoying/not funny
o my sleeping schedule is crazy weird and i’m starting to think i might be nocturnal.
 I sleep from 3-9, then i wake up and do my homework.. or i go on facebook and then go to sleep at like and wake up again to do my work. Then go to school and do it all over again.
o I’m writing this while i’m sitting in my sacramental living class, and i think my teacher is starting to get annoyed with me. Basically I have a huge crush on him and keep interrupting for stupid things. I’m Aria and he’s Mr. Fitz. We legit flirt in class, and he even said we could stay after class to ask questions slash discuss life, and totes directed the invite to me.
o I drew a tilde on the board and somebody asked what it was..
- Debate
o I’m a 2A
o Ah;isdjknfalsiufkjn
o If you’re a 2A please feel free to respond to this post and tell me why being a 2A doesn’t suck; i’m having trouble coming up with reasons
o I’m in the debate portable now (instead of having a classroom we have a portable..) and all of the sophomores think i’m cray cray (i’ve decided that only Donnie can say that and sound cute)
o Kelly is reading the blog right now for the first time and she l'dol
o Cara just made a consult selena Gomez CP
 Netbenefits: value to life and Mexican racism
- Lyf
o I’m peeling
o They confiscated my debate timer in school because i was using it during all of my classes (they stopped using bells in order to encourage self discipline, and i needed a way to know when the class was over)
o I guess that point was kind of debate and school and not life, but i don’t care
o I have a bottom locker for the third year in a row (also kind of school)
o I could probably write tons more but this is already long (note: i spelled “write” the “right” way; see the wrong way below, in stefanko’s post)

Rishee is fat and nobody likes him

Rishee is SO FUNNY. HAHA. WOW. HILARIOUS:

so...yet another reason why camp was so amazing: i have LITERALLY NO CLASSES WITH THE VERY CLEARLY GAY RISHI ROY. :(. :(. :(. we're desperately trying to get the same advisor...in the event that we fail, what kan we do? i would appreciate
a) the power of tilde
b) a dugong army to coerce the class sponsors into giving us the same advisors
c) a dick to suck...oh wait, that's what Rishi Roy wants. sorry
d) if all else fails, a prozac prescription
there's my very short blog post. but on a side note, i wish that every class could have all our lab members! and we'd learn history from Bricker, english from Greta (she's the expert on flawed plans), math from Harris (i know he's not in our lab but that finals decision has me convinced he's either insane or a genius), P.E./ Physics/ everything else with Hardy, and lunch with Batterman (JK) Also make sure you vote to legalize gay marriage so that I can move to California and suck dicks all the time.

-Rishee

STUD MUFFIN

WHAT A HAWTIE.

"Alex Agne = stud muffin.... here is the proof
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Waterford-MI/Anima-Dolce-Photography/122716147765388?ref=ts#!/photo.php?pid=187981&fbid=142051305831872&id=122716147765388

--
Alyssa :)"

Matthew Stefanko

This is probably the best blog post I've gotten. Alex Agne:

Well BBHS here we go,

I will be telling you the amazing and hilarious experience of living with Matt for 4 weeks. I can honestly say that camp was the best 4 weeks of my life, and living with Matt made it 1000 times better. I met Matt last year at camp, when he was in 2 week. He was a pretty sweet kid, and we hung out at camp while he was there. Then when we learned we were both going to 4 week, we decided to be roommates. I will give you some of the highlights of our experience.
Getting dropped off on the first day and realizing I was going to be spending 4 weeks with white kid who thought he was a black rappin allstar (which he was)
"Dude, Agne, I AM FREAKING OUT, I can't find my wallet, OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG." (it was on his desk)
That one time Alyssa, Matt Kaas and I were out in the hall with the RA's and Matt keeps going in the room and coming back out again, each time with less and less clothes. He ended up just walking out in his boxers and we all yelled at him
"HOLY SH*T, WHO F*CKING PUT PIZZA IN THE TOILET?!?!?!?!?!?" (i had to take it out with a piece of flow paper)
The time he woke up (and woke me up too) to make out at 7 AM for about 15 minutes tops.
That time he was going to go "running" with Gabi and woke me up at 7:50 on a SUNDAY. He ended up waiting in the lobby for 15 minutes and coming back to the room all angry because Gabi did not show up. She, actually, did wake up, but was tired and just went back to sleep. I wish I could have done the same.
Eating all the food my mom sent at 1 AM
That time when we wanted to go play tennis at 6:30 in the morning, and ended up sleeping till 8:45
The time on Sunday when he went to church, and I was in a daze because I did not want to be up, so I just started cleaning his side of the room and made his bed. I then threw on some clothes and went down to eat breakfast and left my side messy. He came back, saw his clean side and my messy side, and IMMEDIATELY assumes that a creepy stalker girl came in our room and cleaned up his side.
"DUUUUUUUUUUDEEEEEEE, SHE TOOOOOOOTALLLLLLLLLLLY WANTS MY D"
That Minnesota shirt he wore so he could make some friends
Playing Risk a total of one time, and he just went to bed halfway through it
Skyping those two Minnesota girls who thought I was a guido
Doing blocks until 3 AM. Wait LOL JK the Jew Crew does not do blocks, Akshay does. And maybe Quinn. I love you Jew Crew.
The three bottles of soap he brought because you are a hypochondriac
Those times we argued about whose crap smelled worse (mine probably did...)
Those 4 days where I could not speak and he quarantined me in the room
Becoming the rulers of the 3rd floor cause all the RA's loved us (We actually did room check more than 3 times. On the girls side too.)
"OMG MATT I DID NOT KNOW YOU LIKED THREESOMES"
On the last day hearing about how 2 specific girls and the entire RRSE lab wanted to hook up with him because they saw him in his MSU jersey and thought that he was a sexy hunk
Discussing how messed up his love life back at home is
Discussing how he went "2 FOR 2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
And finally, the best for last, GETTING TO SEE THOSE MESSED UP RIBS ALL DAY ERRY DAY BECAUSE MATTHEW STEFANKO DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO KEEP A SHIRT ON.

Matt you're amazing. Camp was the best time of my life.

-Alex Agne

The perfect Texas couple (and a rant about an awful book)

So basically I should be writing a kritik or doing some summer reading but I decided to write another blog. First thing I will right about is not the focus but I need to do a quick rant on a really horrible book I am reading thats required for my school. Its called Beloved by Toni Morrison and although her writing style is amazing the stuff she writes about is really weird. About ten pages into the book she starts writing about these guys who are slaves and have sex with baby cows. Like WTF at least let me enjoy the book first before you talk about sex with cows. And then it goes into talking about a birth and it gets pretty graphic even going to the point of making metaphors about blood from the womb. But anyways I had a great idea. I am sure many of you are aware of the Rishee Batra and Rishi Roy facebook shenanigans and I immediately imagined what it would be like if they got married. First of all they both openly are gay so we are set there. Obviously they are both from Texas so I am sure the backlash would be immediate. But I know the Rishee(i)'s very well and I know their love would triumph. How do you think Mahoney would respond to this couple on his team? I don't know but it'd be interesting I am sure. I imagine them growing up in a sort of Brokeback Mountain sort of way and then eventually settling down in a nice 3 bedroom house out in the Texas countryside. They would have 3 different bedroom themes, different because sex would get boring between them if it wasn't. I imagine the 3 bedrooms styles to be 1. A peaceful Dugong / Ocean theme 2. Pictures of me shirtless modeling (this would be the best love making room of course) and 3.A room designed to be a cotton candy death star. I also imagine them adopting two different sets of twins and naming them Matt and Dick and Rishita and Risheeta. I also imagine them growing old together. Rishi would die at the age of 84 with Rishee taking his life only a few short hours later. I also am sure that there life would be filled with many other things that are interesting and if you have any ideas I think a Rishee/Rishi marriage blog post would be funny. Thanks for reading and make sure to encourage your local Texas legislator to be open to gay marriage so that this bond can be as equal to any straight marriage out there.

--Matt Stefanko

Cekanor's Post

FINALLY CEKANOR:

"BBHS 4vah! I feel like the fact that Rishi Roy announced to the world he needs a blogpost from me is probably a reason why i should get along to writing this one. We finally have a new coach and things are rolling on the tournament. (september 17-19) all of you should come. i mean it too Life keeps movin on! and now it gets to the point where i have no idea what to write and the post becomes awkward but CWS is definately settlin in. Anyhooo please consider coming to the tourneey!"

Also this was typed from his new laptop! Yay!

Also Charles says "Hi..."

crocs and socks crocs and socks

so today i found my socks in my bookbag... the ones i wore with my crocs in lab :(
just thought i should let you know

oh! and my mom made me take all my debate flows from camp to my locker... apparently it makes the room look ugly.... :( NEVER!!! <3

LOVE YOU GUYS!

--
Alyssa :)




ALSO SEND ME YOUR POSTS IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY

~~~~~~~~~~Dugong~~~~~~~~~~ <--- It's a dugong swimming in the water

Quinn wants everyone to know that his dugong aff is completed. That's a TOC winning aff right there.

Oh my god I hate you Rishee

The following post is filled with lies and repressed homosexual rage. The truth is Rishee is butthurt because I rejected his ghey advances. Feel free to direct all comments against Rishee to risheebatra@gmail.com.


Rishi Roy is gay. i swear, it's official. the link he put on my facebook wall "A Disturbing Look Inside the Mind of a Sex-Addicted Homosexual Hipster | ChristWire" was at best a projection of his own insecurities onto the heterosexual, while somewhat hipster-like, better Rishee. let's start with the nailpolish - then we can examine the kissing guys. you couldn't find nailpolish remover...really? really? couple that with his various noises/ curling up next to me while i'm sleeping and you have one gay indian. oh, and he makes out with guys. writing this email is a win-win for me: either it gets posted in which case the whole world knows that our fave labbie wants us to help him petition for gay marriage, or it doesn't get posted and it proves my point because Rishi is too insecure and is, in fact, ghey.

---Rishee Buttra

Alyssa is too uncreative to think of a title :P

Alyssa gets more sentimental than Harker v. Non harker:

I would like to start this off by saying AKSHAYY GET OUT OF MY LIFEEE!!! jkjk but seriously im pretty sure I see you EVERYWHERE… at the mall, at the parties, at my favvv sushi place…. its kinda ridiculous :P
so I would like to inform you all about my new obsession.. SKYPE!!! I know people from umich group skype ALL THE TIME so we should def try and do the same my screen name or whatever you call it is padillalyssa
ohh now story time! so one day I went to my little cousins bday party at superwheels (some rollerskating place in the ghetto) and all the little kids are there falling all over the place and guess what song comes on?!?!?!?! .. . .. .. . . . . .. THE CUPID SHUFFLE <3 so im there getting all sentimental and stuff but then I pull myself together because I didn’t want to embarrass myself in front of these 7 yearolds and guess what song they play next.. . . . .. . … COTTONEYED JOE!! that’s when I couldn’t handle it anymore and I shed a tear :’( … my sister made fun of me….. not cooooolllll
and I have major CWS!!! I keep telling everyone how much I miss camp and my sister was actually starting to get mad at me because she thought I didn’t miss her that much lawlzzz (ps this is my new favorite word)

well I love you and miss you all!!!!
ps quinn’s fat and nobody likes him <3

2 For 2

Stefanko talks about his birthday (Happy birthday!):


Hey so I am tired and running on some caffeine I just drank. Unlike
TBD and Gabi I don't usually do a lot of drugs that make me all
excited so a couple swigs of Coke do it for me but anyways, I just
wanted to thank everyone for any birthday wishes. And if you didn't
send me one don't feel guilty because I don't usually do the whole
facebook posting thing. But considering I had a pretty good day filled
with BBHS'ers sending their well wishes I thought I would give a
little rundown of the days facebook posts.
August 20- 10:50ish- Gabi promises me that she will be the first one
to send me a happy birthday because she lives in a different time
zone.
11:00- I receive a happy birthday from Alyssa
Padilla making her the first one to send me one. Thanks Alyssa
11:05- Gabi freaks out for not being the first
person to send me a happy birthday. Don't count your chickens before
they hatch is the lesson learned from that.
11:06- I get a really nice text with happy birthday
written on a beach from Gabi. Although I do not have a beach if you
have a birthday between November and February I would be more than
happy writing Happy B-day in the snow and sending that in a text to
you just let me know.
11:29- Rishi Roy sends me a great facebook post
"Matt, hope you have a good birthday, whether your shirt's on or not.
Astrosquad forevah"
to be honest my shirt was actually off and yes
Astrosquad forever.
August 21- 9ish- I woke up to receive some very nice messages from
Nishita, Shawn and others from BBHS. I also got some from kids I
barely met/don't know from camp. So my question is how well do you
need to know somebody to post to them on facebook?
12ish- My roommate and future Cornell attendee Alex
Agne sends me a nice text telling me that the Jew Crew sends it love.
The Jew crew lives on.
7:00- Kelly Keough apparently thinks I am 14. WTF.
I am turning 16 if this was some sort of cruel joke to ridicule me not
cool haha.
7:00- Rishee sends me possibly the best facebook
post I got all day I won't even intro it just " when i heard it was
your birthday, i decided to celebrate matt style - that's right, i
took off my shirt and immediately ran to buffalo wild wings where
there were 2 chicks....needless to say, i hooked up with both" HAHAHA
Quick little note Rishee and Kelly's cohesiveness
on sending me facebook birthday messages is quite impressive just
saying.
8:00-Quinn "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. 2 FOR 2!!!!! hope
you had the same ration on your birthday." 33 on your ACT I doubt it
with that spelling its ratio. And unfortunately I was 0/0 today kind
of a shame.
11:00- I was hoping the Jew Crew would be 3/3 and
Akshay was the last holdout but of course DJ shay-shay came through
for me with not one but two messages. "Happy birthday-viva la jew
crew" and "THEY ALL GROW UP SO FAST." Love you Akshay and yes viva la
Jew Crew.
11:45ish- Gabi talks about how she is gonna finish
my birthday talking to me
12:03- What a surprise Gabi is late again...
Sorry if this is boring but I thought it was kind of funny but maybe
thats because they are jokes about me. But if you feel like this blog
was a waste of your time let me make it up to you.
Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~Dugong~

Quinn is my role model

Today Quinn asked me to share this:
"I watched Wizards of Waverly Place today just to see Salina Gomez"

Yea he spelled her name wrong but so what? She's an angel. Also let us all take a moment of silence: just recently Selena lost her voice. NATURALLY it will come back but till then may we have the strength to endure such dark, dark times.


Send me your posts y'all!

Sam Halter talks about having TBD as a Suitemate (EVERYTHING IS LIES)

Yay Sam is the first one to send in a post. You should follow his example. Everything in brackets is what he sent me.

[This post is alllllllllll about Tbd, he was my suitemate/roomate, the “/” is there bc he was actually in the room more than rishee was. His addiction to starbucks led to his rants at 3:00. Which were usually pretty entertaining sometimes these rants were about relationships or drugs or the story of the eye, as you all know: “milk is for the pussy”. Unrelated to fetish's there was some talk about peeing on charles but then rishi said we should throw pizza on him. So he not only came up with the idea but actually took a box of pizza, put it in a towel and handed it to him. Basically, that whole incident was his fault, but we forgave him and helped clean, out of love :) speaking of the bathroom... one day the bathroom door was latched and rishi was on the other side. Instead of having us open the door he just burst through, his justification for this was that he had “broken two last year”. finally, there are his catchphrases: "OK MOM," "sorry dad," "fuck all y'all," and "all day erry day." bla
-sam]

BBHS BLOG IS FINALLY HERE

Lately, I've been feeling down and not even in the Jay Sean sense of the word. I've been thinking about exactly why that was for the past couple of days. As I sit in the darkness of my room, eating Tic Tacs from a medicine bottle and listening to Justin Beiber, I think I've finally found the reason why: Camp Withdrawal Syndrome (CWS). I've been thinking about consulting my doctor about it, although Web MD says it's a relatively common condition. Symptoms include blasting "Naturally"... for 4 hours straight, fantasizing about dugongs, and ~. I also have itchy genitalia but that could just be my crabs. The worst part about CWS is that every little thing reminds me of camp. I was sent a plan text without a period and I thought of Grettie saying "Your plan is flawed." I saw a girl at Starbucks with a one-sleeve shirt and thought of Gabi. I almost expected her to have a bottle of Ibuprofen in her purse. Rishee and I were laughing about dugongs and our laughs turned into Donnie's awesome laugh. We were at Urban Outfitters a.k.a. the Hipster Mecca, and we saw Harry's black and white striped shirt. I can't stop thinking about the lab when I see ads for Pretty Little Liars (I also can't stop thinking about Pretty Little Liars). Heck, now even when I eat vegetables I think about my "Fruit Boy" story. There is only one prescription remedy for CWS, and just like my herpes outbreak medicine, it'll come at a time when I need it most: lab reunion September 19th on my birthday! I didn't wanna do it earlier in case y'all have school stuff to adjust to and Sep 19 is on a weekend so NO EXCUSES. Make sure you email me your blog posts. And I miss all of y'all, except you Quinn, you're fat and nobody likes you.

~TBD~